April 29, 2003

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  Editorial Note:
  I first posted this blog on March 8, 2003, but for some reason which escapes me now, I don't think I ever made it public. I think it's a bit of a hoot, so I'm offering it now.
  Shelley
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  WELL.....THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
  
  When you open on this SMILEY FACE PAGE , the first example is a smiley who's on a fence, then jumping down, and when he turns around to climb back up---he has a crack in his butt!!!---which is actually the back of his face??? Boy, is that Freudian, or what?
  
  I guess you could call him a *REAL* "Buttface"!!!
  
  LMAO....BIG TIME! (Speaking of butts)
  
  Which reminds me of a cute riddle:
  
  Q. Why does the *crack* in our butt go up-and-down (from top-to-bottom), instead of going from side-to-side?
  
  (Note: For the answer, which is a physical one, you have to run your finger horizontally---like a mustache---up & down over your lips while humming, which makes a "blub-a-lub-a-lub" sound.)
  
  A. So that when we're going down the slide at the park, our butts won't go "~~~~~~~" (blub-a-lub-a-lub)!
  
  (Isn't that a riot? Haven't told it in a long time, and it's really outrageously funny when you do it in person---especially in a group---replacing this written description with an actual demo!)
  
  ~finis~
  
  
  Link:
  "Useless Graphics.Com"
  
  
  

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