Month: August 2005

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    ~ Disclaimer ~


    I do hope no one is offended --- either by my somehat irreverent theme, or --- by the particular liberties (really, "poetic license") I exercised; and with which I poked and prodded my subject(s).

    It's all meant as harmless fun, with no intended disrespect towards my own --- or anyone else's --- serious beliefs or principles.

    The Bible is a source of guidance and comfort for me. God is my Father, my Friend, and the Joy of my life. My concept of Him is such...that I know He's enjoying every joke with me! :o )






    For unto you a chuckle is born; unto you a Pun is given...




     
    Dearly Beleaguered,


    We are gathered together this day, in the sight of true comedy, to join my humor and your laughter, in Hilarious Merriment! :o )


    The cup of my creativity surely runneth over, and Lo...it has come to pass, that I have brought forth a newly written form.


    The form was wrought in the belly of Gleeful Frolicking. You will find it wrapped in diverse Punnery, and lying in a Xanga Weblog page, whose link thou mayest click to thy heart's delight; yet not 'til after the coming of the end of this message.


    Yea, there shall be jokes and rumors of jokes; and when you see these signs, know that the fullness of all hilarity is upon you. Then tarry not, but make haste to click here:


     THE AUTHOR OF BLOGS
     SPAKE HYSTERICALLY   
     AND SAID...                     


    Yet verily I beseech thee, first ye must falter not, but hold steadfastly to the reading of this e-Note.


    The form of which I spake, was first-draft this day, of The Most Abject Silliness, and surely cracketh-up the dry wit!


    Yea, presented to the people on this Day of The Festival of Fun, the new form shall be called Apunmyword, for it's draft was of Jovial intent.


    Now it has come to pass on this day, that Apunmyword, being begat of Jollyhighjinks, is crowned Ribald Ha-Ha-ness, Serendipitous Monologue of the Family of Comedy, ruler of the land of the Tongueincheek.


    Verily I say unto you, Apunmyword shall bring forth from every inner-most Funnybone, a great harvest of smiles, giggles, and the loud roar of guffaws! Blessed be the Author of Blogs.


    In the name of The Author of Blogs, I present to you now, "Fun Unstoppable ...and Full of Whimsy".


    Blast thee my child, and mayest thou be abundantly tickled! :o P


    In pure jest,
    Shelley Belly

    aka
    • Your Friendly
      Neighborhood
      Curmudgeonette
    • Poster Child
      For Senior Moments
    • High Priestess
      of Yuks
    • Prophet and Seer of



    <<>(^g^)<>>
      ™ 


    Giggly Piggly ™ 



    (LOL)





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    The Original Earthmom ™ 
    All Rights Reserved
     
     
     
     

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    [ED. NOTE: Reply to a friend, in response to an email he sent me...from  "THE JIGZONE" website.]

    [A Friend]
    has sent you a
    Puzzle Postcard


    [Dear Friend,]

    Your link took me to a page which contained (among it's instructions) the following edict:

    "Click and

    D R A G

    the puzzle pieces with

    T H E   M O U S E

    to solve the puzzle."

    [Emphasis mine. ~ ED.]

    What's that, you say? You want my mouse to become a "drag" queen?

    Well, first of all, I'd have to have a mouse; second, if I had a mouse, it would --- first and foremost --- be a "drama" queen.

    I don't think big hair, fancy clothes and a good makeup job, will help my erstwhile mouse to function any better, but intense melodrama can get you lots of great, center-stage attention; and clear out one's clogged up cookie cache.

    (Although...it begs a mention: Who in their right mind -- except a non-existant cyber-mouse -- would want to toss their cookies, by any means other than munching??? Yum!)

    Yup, I think I'll choose for me and my imaginary mouse, to:


    "Maintain My Domain"

    ~ as ~

    The Original Earthmom's ™
    Drama Queen
    Headquarters

    and leave the wigs, costumes and fancy airs to those best suited. :o P (LOL)

    Next, the page [of the link] gave me the following sad-but-true message:

    "The Jigsaw requires a
    Java enabled browser"

    Now, lord knows...if my browser was desperate for coffee, I'd enable it to have as much bean-brew as it wants; however, unlike humans, who get "wired" from too much coffee, a browser would become UN-wired (the electronic equivalent of being deep-sixed!!!); and then I would need to arrange:

    A
    "Java Enabled Browser"
    Funeral Service

    As a result of my electronic equipment being vulnerable to suffering a crisis of identity and addiction, I think I'll be smart,
    and decline working the puzzle (which I do wish I could accomplish), with my WebTV.

    (Sniff...) (-_-)

    B, s. :o )

    (LOL, the "BS" above stands for "Bye, Shelley")


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    All Puns Gleefully Intended!
     
      


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    The Original Earthmom ™ 
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    [ED. NOTE: This item derived from an email chat with a friend, about a   STARGAZING   link I had sent out. His response about the sea -- included at the beginning of the piece -- inspired me to share a lighthearted mini-saga from my past.]

    <<<<<<<<<>-o-O-o-<>>>>>>>>>

    STARGAZING

    and

    OTHER OUTDOOR
    ADVENTURES
    ================

    "...for watching the night sky, it is best done from a boat at sea, far from any city lights. When we are anchored out in the Bahamas, we really enjoy lying on deck, just looking around the fabulous sky. That is beautiful, and thought-provoking."

    ~ Curtis Tanberg

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    Ah so...but I can match you "Ooh!" for "Aah!" with my own equally perfect stargazing venue:

    It's where I lived in my mobile home in Agua Dulce -- a good 90-or-more miles north by northeast, of downtown Los Angeles -- 1,200 feet above sea level (where it snowed briefly every 3-4 years!), in the foothills to the Antelope Valley.

    It was a view of the evening heavens just as glorious, as your own mid-oceanic nightscape! I loved it! I was blessed to enjoy that wonder for 17.5 straight years (July '77 - Dec. '94).

    Gosh, even the air smelled different out there, and I filled my soul with ALL the special sights, sounds and smells of rural living; including the huge variety of really weird, never-before-seen bugs, and (LOL) a rascally family of raccoons.

    Each year, a mother and her pack of 3-4 cubs, loved to make frequent fun-trips of frolicking in their very own private amusement park...my space.

    They would scamper and gallumph, up and down the 62-foot length of my metallic mobile home roof (they adored the racket it made).

    Chattering away at each other, they chased back and forth from the roof to the trees, and then down to the dry pond-bed "cave", playing both underneath and atop it's weathered plankboard "roof" --- and repeating this circuit several times --- all of it right by the window, under which stood...my bed.

    Characters!!!

    Of course they always did all this at just about midnight or later --- when I was nicely asleep (I slept much better in those days)! :o P

    Usually, I would either open the bedroom window or go outside and stand under the roof of the open-walled porch, to watch them.

    When I spoke to them (It is my custom to converse with animals), they would often rear up to stand on their hind legs, and then freeze in place, staring back at me. Cute, but a wee bit spooky!

    Apropos of nothing, I discovered (in my dictionary) that raccoons are carnivores. Previously, I did not know this.

    Eeee-ewww!

    That's even more spooky -- and for me -- also a bit yucky! :o P

    I'm aware my reaction is irrational, in light of the many other flesh-eating mammals (both large and small) who cause me no squeamishness.

    It's just that I always thought them herbivorous; and it's difficult for me to envision those cute little furballs devouring a [live?] wee field mouse, or some other such teensy critter.

    Well...I'll get over it! :o P

    I could tell of more "nature" adventures I had out there in the So-Cal countryside; but I will save those tales for another virtual session around the cyber-campfire.

    Later dear 'Gator!  :o)

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